The Shortest Horror Story Ever
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. -Frederic Brown
When you're trying to study for finals
omnomnomss: Expectations: Reality:
When people don't ask to lay on me.
starswillshinetonight: On your own keyboard: On someone else’s keyboard:
ahstahh: kristiannizzle: dianecuyno: r-lods: purebloodprat: theladwh0lived: igniting: cuntsicle: OH MY FUCKING GOD holy shit what is this. what the actual fuck IT’S BACK ON MY DASH I don’t know how to feel about this. I hope my future children do this omg i can’t stop laughing oh :’) Always reblog
Everybody in my house is asleep... and then...
thatfunnyblog: Then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me. http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Guilty Pleasure: I hate it when people don't know... →
optimistically-negative: Seriously, how can they not tell they’re eating like that? You know what else is worse? People who talk with their mouth full. I admit I do that sometimes, but I keep the food on the sides of my mouth so I can talk, but geez some people just talk and you see food coming out of their mouth and…
When you're with your best friend
When a really hot girl walks in the room: Dancing: At a concert: When hearing good news: when something epic happens: when you haven’t seen each other in ages: “rough-housing”: when the other’s hurt: on the phone together: watching sad movies together: partying together:
When your friend is upset...
smokeemeimd0pee: And you make stupid faces like And they’re all like
When i text someone in the Same room..
so uh… did you get it?
Relationships between siblings
simplyjiena: Demi & Maddie: Jonas Brothers: Noah & Miley: My sibling and I:
That scary moment when you're about to go to bed...
gravityismakingmedizzy: wait a sec..
It really pisses me off when parents let their...
kristie369: Bitch, control your child before I do.