August 2011
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
July 2011
When you're trying to study for finals
omnomnomss:
Expectations:
Reality:
When people don't ask to lay on me.
assnassassin:
FACT
starswillshinetonight:
On your own keyboard:
On someone else’s keyboard:
Watchahstahh:
kristiannizzle:
dianecuyno:
r-lods:
purebloodprat:
theladwh0lived:
igniting:
cuntsicle:
OH MY FUCKING GOD
holy shit what is this.
what the actual fuck
IT’S BACK ON MY DASH
I don’t know how to feel about this.
I hope my future children do this
omg i can’t stop laughing oh :’)
Always reblog
Everybody in my house is asleep... and then...
thatfunnyblog:
Then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me.
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Guilty Pleasure: I hate it when people don't know... →
optimistically-negative:
Seriously, how can they not tell they’re eating like that? You know what else is worse? People who talk with their mouth full. I admit I do that sometimes, but I keep the food on the sides of my mouth so I can talk, but geez some people just talk and you see food coming out of their mouth and…
When you're with your best friend
When a really hot girl walks in the room:
Dancing:
At a concert:
When hearing good news:
when something epic happens:
when you haven’t seen each other in ages:
“rough-housing”:
when the other’s hurt:
on the phone together:
watching sad movies together:
partying together:
When your friend is upset...
smokeemeimd0pee:
And you make stupid faces like
And they’re all like
When i text someone in the Same room..
so uh… did you get it?
Relationships between siblings
simplyjiena:
Demi & Maddie:
Jonas Brothers:
Noah & Miley:
My sibling and I:
That scary moment when you're about to go to bed...
gravityismakingmedizzy:
wait a sec..
It really pisses me off when parents let their...
kristie369:
Bitch, control your child before I do.
